REGISTER OF DISTINCTION

WHEN PRECEDED BY STATEMENTS SIMILAR TO THE FOLLOWING:

‘It is this way because’… or ‘success is a result of’… or ‘the only reason we were able to attain such stature is’… or “it is a fact that…”

PLEASE INSERT A SUITABLE ENDING; IDENTIFY BY NUMBER ONLY…

1. I am the greatest desk manager in the history of the automobile industry.

2. My prowess in administering the deal is unequaled by the mass of mediocrity that surrounds me.

3. It is not bragging when you can do it…and I can do it better than anyone on the planet.

4. It must be awe-inspiring to those around me; knowing that I can desk, finance, hammer and close with relative ease, while others must remain content to simply bask in the light of my immense genius.

5. Being the heartbeat of the industry is a daunting task. Only those like me; “the great ones” are compelled to lead by example, illuminating the common peasants that kneel before me. By the way there are no others like me.

6. Facing the reality that I am also the supreme finance director in the industry, I am frequently ridiculed by the lesser humankind pretending to be of equal skills. These pilferers of glory will be condemned to a purgatory of simpleminded deal construction masking as “the great one”.

7. The “false ones” who would steal my magnificence will go to the lower parts of the earth. They shall be laid to waste by sloths.

8. I am Ken Spaulding the commandant of the trade, the protector of the humble, and the professor of payments, the deity of desking; I am master of all I survey… I am “PROFIT GOD”.